okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
Gotta learn not to talk shit around stairs
this is some king leonidas shit right here
bitch got that 300 spartans kick
are we watching a murder take place?
I WAS GONNA SAY THE 300 THING DAMMIT
Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012
i’ve never reblogged anything so fast
That dog is just like
WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.
THIS FUCKING DOG
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut