jonathanjo:

The 26 Pokeballs that you should know

roxxieyo:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

I think we’d be better off with a dachshund congress tbh

foundinthesea:

so the oldest manatee in human care is named Snooty and he’s in his mid 60’s and lives in some museum in southern florida but apparently he heaves his head and flippers out of his tank all the time and if you don’t find this cute idk there’s something wrong with you

a-wild-eviee-appears:


trying to go on tumblr at school.

a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

tastefullyoffensive:

[livelaughshart]
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic

bootieking:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

More people need to stop simply acknowledging that animal testing is wrong and cruel and actually do something about it by stop funding companies who do.

Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.